We have just come back from our usual friday supermarket shop. At the checkout Husband's credit card got rejected. A supervisor was called and she tapped away at the checkout screen and after some thought she turned to Husband and said "Sir, you pulled it out too quickly" Husband, as quick as a flash said "All women say that". Supervisor, check out lady and I started roaring with laughter, this then spread to the customer patiently waiting behind us and then to the neighbouring aisles. At least the supermarket staff got off to a lively start this morning!